Wanted to do more lineless artwork and I just can’t go wrong with nerdy birdy here.
Couldn’t resist doing another one, here’s lineless Harry.
Had to draw a lineless Manny before I went to bed! Can’t forget him!
we’ve come so far :’)
Nintendo posted a picture of the Rayman trophy on Facebook just now, but they changed the model a little. Most notably, the face. I wonder if Ubisoft got upset that they made him look stupid.
He actually looks worse in the second one IMO
i made a dumb list of things the fandom might do when dhmis 3 comes (besides normal fandom stuff like fanart and headcanons)
- humanize the fuck out of the new character
- maybe even do an OT3 w/ sketch and tony (what the gosh??)
- upgrade flockdraw topics
- make more absurd photoshopped images and also gifs
- redo the “i came out to have a good time” meme with new song lyrics
- more character interactions perceived by fandom
- find ways to requote the song lyrics in life
- puppets vs. objects showdown
- get the new character involved with THROW TONY 2K14
- anticipate for dhmis 4
Okay, so believe it or not, this is this first fanfiction I have ever made. Yeah. So try not to laugh at me if I did something wrong. I made this at like 2 AM and originally planned it to be serious but then things quickly changed as I kept writing. I’m sorry about the mistakes but I’m too lazy to fix them. I didn’t know what the hell to call the puppets so I just called them by their popular names. Anyway, enjoy.
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Harry really liked to watch television.
It was something he really enjoyed. Watching the TV helped him take his mind off of things, and just relax. He watched TV often, and he sometimes he watched shows with his two friends.
But you know what he didn’t like? Bitchy talking clocks threatening to destroy his TV. That is what he didn’t like. And do you know what happens when talking clocks threaten to destroy one of the things he loved the most? Shit hits the fan pretty quickly. Harry stood beside his large chair, his eyes narrowed as he stared at the threat to his happiness standing in front of him.
A tall talking wall clock was standing next to Harry’s TV, a baseball bat in one of his gloved hands. He had the bat hovering above the TV.
Harry was unarmed, but he was staring directly into the clock’s empty eyes. His two friends were standing to the side. Manny, a child-like yellow puppet, was looking horrified at the situation. A fucking amazing, adorable, and beautiful bird-like puppet named Robin stood next to Manny, looking more worried than scared.
The clock suddenly gave a small smirk as he stared back at Harry. He moved the baseball bat in his hands a little bit to where it was lower to the TV. The clock waited for Harry’s reaction.
Harry suddenly tensed and took a step forwards. “Clock,” Harry growled, “Don’t you fucking dare-“
“Tony.” The clock grunted, cutting Harry off. “My name is Tony, not clock.”
“I don’t give a shit what your name is, just get away from my TV and no one will get hurt.” Harry snapped. Tony blinked and then gave a short laugh.
“You didn’t want to go on a journey through time because of this stupid TV. I figure it’s a distraction for you. I’m trying to help you by removing it. You should thank me.” Tony retorted.
“All I did was mention that we were going to miss our show. Then you throw a gigantic fit and now you’re trying to destroy my fucking TV.” Harry snapped, voice growing angrier by the minute.
“AND I MENTIONED PIZZA ONCE USING IT AS AN EXAMPLE AND NOW THE FANDOM THINKS I’M OBSESSED WITH IT.” Tony suddenly yelled, anger crossing his face. He looked away from Harry. “I don’t even like pizza.” He muttered.
Manny dramatically gasped knowing now that all of his headcanons were a lie.
Harry suddenly stepped forwards, closer to Tony. “Just get away from the television and I won’t hurt you.” Harry said angrily.
“Lolno.” Tony laughed and suddenly brought the baseball bat down hard against the TV. The color drained from Harry’s face. In a second, Harry darted forwards and slammed his body into the talking clock. Tony grunted as he was slammed against the wall. Harry pried the bat from Tony’s hands and began to smash the motherfucker with it as hard as he possibly could. Tony gave scream after scream of agony as he smashed with the bat so hard he died and went limp against the wall.
Harry backed up and let the clock fall against the floor.
Tone was ded.
Harry stood triumphantly over the dead clock and suddenly let out the victory screech of his spaghetti people. Robin, who was still fucking amazing and gorgeous, stood awkwardly as he watched Harry. Manny was still shocked about his giant list of headcanons that were now ruined.
The TV was luckily still workable even though bitch clock hit it with the bat.
And thus the day was saved and fuck this it’s 2 AM.
So Rayman is in Smash Bros…as a trophy? This is really peculiar to me; why go through the legal hoops for a fairly minor cameo? Sakurai just keeps bringing in the mysteries and surprises.
Almost as surprising as that, though, is how strange this trophy looks. I mean, it’s not just me, right? That half-lidded, wide-mouthed expression reminds me strongly of the split-second before a sneeze, so naturally I made a comic about that.
Either way, welcome to the trophy section, Rayman, silly expression and all! I guess Sakurai has a soft spot for guest characters with “Man” at the end of their name. Somewhere out there, Bomberman is crossing his fingers tightly…
Big announcement coming next update, this Friday. Please don’t get your hopes too high! But do tune in.
Joe C. isn’t happy with the colour green.
I have in mind a Don’t hug Me I’m Scared quote that would suit this perfectly buuuuut I’m not gonna say it. ;)
they calculated ALL of this for a single webtoon of a wrestleman answering an email with an environmentally unsafe laptop. you have to give complete props to the homestar runner wiki.
Joe the (Extremely photogenic) Extra-terrestrial.
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